Monday 9 May 2016

your mom is illuminati confirmed

so hey guys

i asked my friend something today

and then he said

'your mom'

so

i will now prove that

your mom

is

illuminati confirmed

because that is his request

ok

so lets look up 'your mom' on google images

this is what comes up once you scroll down a while


do you see that?

thats right

lets press the picture

ok

so we see the picture of  someone ugly

lets look up 'ugly' on google images


see that?

thats right

the picture is there

ok

so we can see that 'your mom' has an earring

earring has 7 letters

your mom also has black eyes

black has 5 letters

7-5=2

the 2nd letter in the alphabet is b

lets look up 'b' on google images


lets scroll down



do you see it?

thats right

its the oral-b logo


lets click the link



oh my god

do you see it?

thats right

let me show you


it says 'your mom' at the top left











i got it guys

top has 3 letters

left has 4 letters

4+3=7

'your mom' has 8 characters, including the space

8*7=56

5+6=11

1*1=1

in '1*1=1', there are 3 ones,

one has 3 letters

3*3=9

nine rhymes with interior design

interior has 8 letters

design has 6 letters

9+8=17

17+6=23

want to hear a joke?

of course you do

what do you get

when you multiply 230000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 *1?

thats right

230000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

eueuhuehueheuhuehuhueheuheuh funny

ok

when you get rid of the "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000" in 230000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?

thats right

23.

so 23/23=1

the illuminati triangle has 1 eye

your mom is illuminati confirmed

k bye

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