cows are illuminati confirmed

so hey guys

today i want to start off by asking you all

whats white and black and has a mouth and a tounge and makes milk and is an animal that moos

thats right

a cow

did you know that

the word 'cow' has 3 letters?

of course

you know what else has 3 letters?

thats right

the first 3 letters of the word 'letter' have 3 letters

let

to let

i let someone use my pencil and they have never given it back after 3 years

thats why that someone is my mortal enemy

enemy

most superheroes have enemies

superhero

you know what rhymes with 'superhero'?

thats right

hero



lets look up hero on google images

oh my god do you see that

thats right

lets zoom in

its the letter 'h', the first letter of 'hero'

coincidence?

i think not

hero starts with 'h'

you know what else starts with the letter 'h'?

thats right

'Habenaria unalascensis'

which is another word for 

'Piperia unalascensis'

which is a species of orchid

let me show you a picture

pretty isnt it

no

anyways

'orchid' has the letter s in it

uh no it doesnt you retard drink bleach

chill let me finish my sentence

anyways

'orchid' has the letter 's' in it

once you add the 's' at the end

then it becomes 'orchids'

'orchids' rhymes with 'four kids'

i do not have four kids

neither does anyone i know

maybe cause you dont know anyone which means you have no friends you loser

wow you're actually right im going to kill myself now

well that didnt work out

anyways

four kids

four has 4 letters

you know what else has 4 letters?

thats right

five

five is also known as 5

in 5, there are 0 holes

in 0, there is 1 hole

in 4, there is also 1 hole

5+0+4+1=10

1+0=1

remember how the word 'cow' has 3 letters?

3*1=3

the illuminati triangle has 1 eye

3+2=5

hey want to hear a joke

of course you do

what do you get when you cross a chicken and an egg

a chickegg

heuhuehuheuheuheuhue

chickegg has 8 letters

8-5=3

the illuminati triangle has 3 sides

cows are illuminati confirmed

k bye