so hey guys
as i have not been posting for the last ~2 months
as i am currently doing school and drawn war stuff
you are mad at me
and i am also mad at myself
but anyways
to celebrate 2000 blog views
i decided to make a story
about the one and only
mickey mouse
here it goes
A Geronimo Stilton Book
Geronimo Stilton was a mouse that loved cheese. One day, Geronimo Stilton went to the super market to buy more cheese, as he did not have any left. Geronimo Stilton went to the dairy isle, only to find out that there was no cheese. He also realized that there was no dairy isle, as all the cows in the world have been eradicated by the Mad Cow Disease. As cheese was Geronimo's favourite food, and the only food that he liked to eat, he was sad. His sadness evolved into a crippling depression after his nephew died because of the Black Death on the same day. Following these events, Geronimo Stilton became a cheese addict and started selling cocaine to random people in alleyways in excange for cheese. He later became rich in cheese, but lost it all on a single gamble in a casino. The next day, Geronimo Stilton was so desperate for cheese that he tried to take some off a mouse trap. This decision concluded in Geronimo Stilton becoming quadriplegic after a 24-hour surgery to save his life (he lived in Canada).
The End.
that story was dark, wasnt it?
i thought so
thanks again for 2000 views
and when you see this post i might not have 2000 views as it takes some time to update (site is still at 1969 for some reason)
but i see 2005.
anyways
sorry for not uploading
ill try my best to make short posts every week or so
k bye
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