i am SO sorry i havent posted in the last couple of weeks (maybe months i havent checked in a while)
i have been working on a project that i talked about in one of my previous posts (wait no i havent)
its pretty much an rpg game (inspired by kingdom of loathing)
but its not a video game
or online
its actually physical
i have a pdf if u guys want a preview
like and comment if you do
anyways
now i am back
today
i have some omegle conversations that i would like to share with you
'on the floor' lyrics trolling
You: its something about you
Stranger: what it
You: girl
You: that makes my head want to twirl
Stranger: m 11 look for a girl friend
You: Oh you got me want to tell all them other girls
You: (omegle is the worst place to find a gf)
Stranger: oh
You: There's nothing else better on this world
Stranger: the only thing i want a gf but that ant ganna happen
You: The moment I seen her I was in shock
Stranger: who
You: So shocked you would think that I just been shot
Stranger: bye
You: Shot down right down in the spot
Stranger: k
You: But too bad this doesn't happen alot
Stranger: im on xbox right now its mrhevyhitter26
You: Oh girl you got me visualizing me on top
tent
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like memes, and dank memes.
Stranger: hi there
You: hello
Stranger: waddup
You: the sky
You: or the ceiling
Stranger: no
Stranger: my ****
You: or the top of a tent if you're like me whos a homeless ******
You: .
Stranger: so have any praksters fed u
You: i camp near mcdonalds and am using their wifi right now
You: no
You: no praksters fed mee
You: but a prankster did once
Stranger: aw man
You: he came up and shoved $1500 in my mouth and put a gun to my face and told me to swallow it after chewing it for a minute
You: i never used the $1500
You: it didnt look like 15 100's after it came out of my anus
You: thats what the bank thought anyways
Stranger: oh
You: i have a potato as a computer
You: with some wires
Stranger: oh sh*t
You: and a tv
You: an old tv
You: 1963 i believe
You: yes yes
You: the screen is cracked
Stranger: what kind of 5 star homeless lif r u living
You: 6 star
Stranger: oh man
You: every day i walk to the pond and dive in the water to collect some of the bread people throw at me and the ducks
You: i have 3 friends there
You: one is Quack
You: the other one is Quack
You: and the third one?
You: want to guess?
Stranger: Sir Quack
You: nope
You: his name is bill
You: he also swims in the pond
You: the same way i do
You: for the same reason
You: but he has a smaller tent
Stranger: BILLBILLBILLBILL
You: and farther from mcdonalds
You: no he is a human
Stranger has disconnected.
spongebob troll (attempt)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i hate my life
Stranger: Me too I m all f***ed up
You: im 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better.
Stranger: I m a student 22 doing b tec
Stranger: Lots of pressure
You: my co-worker makes fun of me all day and if i told my boss he'd probably just cut my already horrible pay
You: cause he's a cheap bastard
Stranger: Ur life is more meshed up then me hope u recover soon
Stranger: M/f
You: male
Stranger: Me too
You: my only real friend is mentally retarded
Stranger: Where r u from
You: and all we ever do together is stupid shit
You: ill get to that just in a second
You: i cant leave my home town because i never learned to drive and I fail the driver's test ever time
You: and you know what the worst part is?
You have disconnected.
spongebob troll (somewhat worked, but he figured out)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i hate my life
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Tht sux
You: im 22, work in fast food, and will probably not do anything better
Stranger: M or f?
You: my co-worker makes fun of me all day and if i told my boss he'd just cut my already horrible pay
You: cause he's a cheap bastard
Stranger: Aww
You: my only real friend is mentally retarded
You: and all we ever do together is stupid sh*t
Stranger: Things get better
You: I can't leave my home town because I never learned to drive
You: and I fail the driver's test EVERY SINGLE TIME
Stranger: Spongebob square pants
Stranger: Is tht u
You: and want to know the worst part?
Stranger: Yes?
You: i live in a pineapple under the sea.
Stranger: Lmao
You: damn u got me
You: gj
You: pretty rare
You: ur the only one who's noticed that its spongebob in about an hour
Stranger: Dont i feel special
You: i bet you do
Stranger: So whts up mann
You: the sky
You: or the ceiling
You: or the ceiling of a tent if you're me
You: im a homeless retard
Stranger: Sh*t
Stranger has disconnected.
spongebob troll (horrible reaction)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i hate my life
Stranger: I love it
You: im 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better
Stranger: Ok
You: my co-worker makes fun of me all day
Stranger: So
Stranger: What
You: and if i told my boss he'd probably just cut my already horrible pay, as he is a cheap bastard
You: my only real friend is mentally retarded, and all we do together is stupid sh*t
Stranger: That means u have a friend
Stranger: U have the best thing in the world
You: i cant leave my home town because i never learned to drive and i fail the driver's test every time
Stranger: Try and try
You: and you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: There is no worst part
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger has disconnected.
anyways guys
if you liked this and want me to make another part but put a bit more time into this
like the post
and comment
and if you already didnt, follow the website!
ill move the gadget so its easier to see
anyways
again im sorry that i havent posted in a few weeks
i promise to post atleast once or even twice a week
as i said before im working on an rpg game
if you want a preview like and comment
anyways
k bye
please make more omegle posts
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